Tech Gadgetry Geek Pillows

"Why do I have all these cell phones? Well, I am an 'on-call-ogist'."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

The DaVinci Code

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

If nobody had invented graphics

Elfie Stick

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Digital Fomo!

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

The Modern Novel.

"You've got computer-breath."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"We don't talk anymore."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Big screen TV falling through floor

Connected to Technology.

Two Generations of Readers