Home Gadget Geek Pillows

Appliances. Toasters. Ten bucks extra? I didn't even know that toasters needed undercoating.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

The Modern Novel.

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"Careful. That house has a taser."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Two Generations of Readers

Connected to Technology.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Large print e-book.

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Recalculating!

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

Listening to Coldplay.