Home Gadgeteers Pillows

'For cryin' out loud, would it bankrupt us to buy a new remote?!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'Boy, these strips sure make it a lot easier to swat the flies!'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

'I want a refund! It refuses to go into my son's room!!'

Absurd semi-auto hairdressing machine

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

'Explain to me again how a trip to the mall to buy shoelaces resulted in this!'

Testing the speed of light in a hand-held vacuum.

"Hey! 'Made in U.S.A.'!"

"I'm going to set this lot up - will contain scenes that some may find upsetting and strong language throughout."

"So there really is a vacuum in outer space!"

'Stupid maid and her stupid upgrades!'

'Would you prefer paper of plastic.'

"Have you been messing about with the toaster again, Walter?"

On and Off Mouse Trap

Practical Gifts of the Magi

if only i could figure out how this thing works

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'