Home Gadgetry Pillows

"Careful. That house has a taser."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Electric Blanket.

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"You're never home."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

The secret lives of household things.

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"My compliments to the can opener."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"To toast!"

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

Onion Guillotine

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.