Household Gadgets Pillows

'Stupid maid and her stupid upgrades!'

'he has been helping a lot around the house lately'

'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

'I want a refund! It refuses to go into my son's room!!'

Aliens looking like vacuum cleaners scare off cats

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Electric Blanket.

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"You're never home."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

The secret lives of household things.

"My compliments to the can opener."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"To toast!"

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

Onion Guillotine

Woman in need of an extractor fan.