Household Gadgets Pillows

'Stupid maid and her stupid upgrades!'

'he has been helping a lot around the house lately'

'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

'I want a refund! It refuses to go into my son's room!!'

Aliens looking like vacuum cleaners scare off cats

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Careful. That house has a taser."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Electric Blanket.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"You're never home."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

The secret lives of household things.

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

"My compliments to the can opener."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"To toast!"

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

Onion Guillotine

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'