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"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

"It's a smart toilet...after my husband uses it, the seat puts itself down!"

"Alexa just reminded me that we're married. You were right, technology can be helpful."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

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"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"You are still here."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Ready for a run!

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."