Smart Home Technology Pillows

"It's a smart app. It locks the doors and windows if it hears the words 'change management consultant'."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"I love technology. I just programmed this smart tree to drop its leaves in the neighbor's yard."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"You are still here."

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"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"Hey Google, describe the view."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'Say - according to our home computer, we're out of bread.'

"I hate this smart refrigerator."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."