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'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

"It's a very powerful T.V. remote. I like changing channel from work, just to annoy the wife."

"These kitchen shears are great for cutting plastic packaging. . . like the packaging they come in."

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"You know, Tin Man, each time you visit my wifi really improves!"

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

Boy sees picture of missing remote on milk cartoon.

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'You're dead on time for drinks-I didn't realise our whistling kettle was THAT loud!'

"I don't care if it's a charging station with wifi capabilities, I just want a toaster."

Auto-Broom. It's the hottest new gadget. Everybody is getting this automatic broom! It's sweeping the nation!

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"And so I started thinking, what else can I put in a popcorn maker?"

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'There's nothing on.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"You've got computer-breath."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

Electric Blanket.

"You're never home."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I'd like to toast our guests."