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'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

"It's a very powerful T.V. remote. I like changing channel from work, just to annoy the wife."

"These kitchen shears are great for cutting plastic packaging. . . like the packaging they come in."

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"You know, Tin Man, each time you visit my wifi really improves!"

Boy sees picture of missing remote on milk cartoon.

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'You're dead on time for drinks-I didn't realise our whistling kettle was THAT loud!'

"I don't care if it's a charging station with wifi capabilities, I just want a toaster."

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"And so I started thinking, what else can I put in a popcorn maker?"

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'There's nothing on.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"You've got computer-breath."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Electric Blanket.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"You're never home."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."