Household Gadget Enthusiast Pillows

Door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman sees sign on door of house stating: Beware of Wife.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Dawing your Cellphone

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

The secret lives of household things.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

Desert wifi

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"Sorry, gotta go - I'm going to be late for my next meeting."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'