Household Gadget Enthusiast Gifts

Door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman sees sign on door of house stating: Beware of Wife.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Dawing your Cellphone

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

Bicycle sat nav.

'E-books?'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The secret lives of household things.

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

Desert wifi

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'