Household Gadget Collector Gifts

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

"Invest in technology."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'New Game'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Old and new technologies

Old-fashioned computer

Geeks and their dogs.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

The Uses of a Stethoscope

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

Swiss Army Stove.

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

'Boy, these strips sure make it a lot easier to swat the flies!'

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

'You can't tell a book by its cover, or a reading tablet by its high contrast, no-glare touch screen.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'