Gadget Collector Gifts

"I spent so much time shopping for productivity tools that I forgot to work."

"It's this amazing new thing that I'm never going to use."

"I save all my old computers, monitors and devices. I have a hard time letting go."

"Invest in technology."

'New Game'

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

'This cellular phone can spell check your text messages.'

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

Crap Nav

Ye Old Antique Computers.

'Ooh look, an iPad4. Remember them?'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Swiss Army Stove.

STRIP Hambone: 2 Human years = 20 computer years

'I think it's great that Spot's new collar helps us monitor his activity.'

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone just to hold all my apps!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Dawing your Cellphone

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Bicycle sat nav.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'E-books?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'