Gadget Collector Gifts

"I spent so much time shopping for productivity tools that I forgot to work."

"It's this amazing new thing that I'm never going to use."

"I save all my old computers, monitors and devices. I have a hard time letting go."

"Invest in technology."

'New Game'

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

'This cellular phone can spell check your text messages.'

Crap Nav

Ye Old Antique Computers.

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Swiss Army Stove.

STRIP Hambone: 2 Human years = 20 computer years

'I think it's great that Spot's new collar helps us monitor his activity.'

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone just to hold all my apps!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Dawing your Cellphone

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'E-books?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'