Vintage Gadget Collector Gifts

Antiques.

"I should take all our old computers, gadgets and phones out of the attic. The ceiling can no longer take the weight."

Old-fashioned computer

Hunt 'N' Peck Hardly Used Computers.

"For Sale. Used once by a little old lady in tennis shoes."

"Look, it's dangerous to let children play with your old mobile..."

'Have you figured out how to download music yet?'

'It's a World War II portable phone and it works great when I have someone to crank it.'

'My Grandpa's weird - He has a phone without a camera and a camera without a phone.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Invest in technology."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'New Game'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Old Phones Lasagne

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Geeks and their dogs.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Old and new technologies

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

The Uses of a Stethoscope

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

Swiss Army Stove.

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'