Vintage Gadget Collectors Gifts

"Keep it up—the picture's coming in."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Invest in technology."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'New Game'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Old Phones Lasagne

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Geeks and their dogs.

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Old-fashioned computer

Old and new technologies

Swiss Army Stove.

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

'You can't tell a book by its cover, or a reading tablet by its high contrast, no-glare touch screen.'