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'He'll never switch to digital because he doesn't believe in pixels.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Assertive hotline: 'Even though the announcer tells you not to, it's OK to touch your TV dial.'

'Can you ol' Blackberry do that?'

Old Cell Phones.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Old Phones Lasagne

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Old-fashioned computer

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

"It's all state of the art, except for him."

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

"Now it's high definition!"

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'You won't find a better system for under $20.'

Antiques.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'The following program is best viewed on a large flat screen LED HDTV with Dolby rather than the old junk box you're watching.'

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

"It's for you."