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Electronics: Hottest new gadget!!!

'He'll never switch to digital because he doesn't believe in pixels.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Assertive hotline: 'Even though the announcer tells you not to, it's OK to touch your TV dial.'

'Can you ol' Blackberry do that?'

Old Cell Phones.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Old Phones Lasagne

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Old-fashioned computer

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

"It's all state of the art, except for him."

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

"Now it's high definition!"

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'You won't find a better system for under $20.'

'The following program is best viewed on a large flat screen LED HDTV with Dolby rather than the old junk box you're watching.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Antiques.

"Vinyl's making a comeback, Dad. Can you show me how to plug this in?"

Even in ancient times people used primitive technology to solve their problems.

'Where's the starter?'