Vintage Gadgets Enthusiast Gifts

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Old Phones Lasagne

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

The Final Chapter.

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Old-fashioned computer

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

Redundant Technology.

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Computer Sale.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'