Vintage Gadgets Enthusiast Pillows

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Old Phones Lasagne

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Old-fashioned computer

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

The Final Chapter.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

Redundant Technology.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

Computer Sale.

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'