Vintage Gadget Lover Pillows

"I'm not sure what we're seeing but I think it's some kind of antique milking machine."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Modern Rag and Bone Men.

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

"I'm not getting a flat-screen TV til something better comes along."

"The thief took everything except his TV, computer and phone. My advice to him was to set up a security system, and then update his technology."

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Old Phones Lasagne

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

The Final Chapter.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Old-fashioned computer

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

Redundant Technology.

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

Computer Sale.

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"