
"I'm not sure what we're seeing but I think it's some kind of antique milking machine."
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"I'm not sure what we're seeing but I think it's some kind of antique milking machine."
"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."
Modern Rag and Bone Men.
An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet
"I'm not getting a flat-screen TV til something better comes along."
"The thief took everything except his TV, computer and phone. My advice to him was to set up a security system, and then update his technology."
"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."
'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'
'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'
'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'
'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'
We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...
'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'
Old Phones Lasagne
Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'
"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."
'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'
The Final Chapter.
The Uses of a Stethoscope
Old-fashioned computer
'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'
'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'
Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!
Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.
'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''
"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"
"He's our new trend-spotter?"
'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'
'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'
"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."
Redundant Technology.
Time Travelers from the 21st Century.
'We can improve our response times in road services.'
Computer Sale.
"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"
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