Vintage Gadget Lover Prints

"I'm not sure what we're seeing but I think it's some kind of antique milking machine."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Modern Rag and Bone Men.

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

"I'm not getting a flat-screen TV til something better comes along."

"The thief took everything except his TV, computer and phone. My advice to him was to set up a security system, and then update his technology."

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Old Phones Lasagne

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

The Final Chapter.

Old-fashioned computer

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

Redundant Technology.

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

Computer Sale.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"Business is as usual. Marginal."