Vintage Gadget Aficionado Pillows

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"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Old Phones Lasagne

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Old-fashioned computer

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

The Final Chapter.

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

Redundant Technology.

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

Computer Sale.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."