Vintage Gadget Aficionado Gifts

Hi-Tech Supplies, Year 2000 compatible systems in stock now

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Old Phones Lasagne

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

The Final Chapter.

Old-fashioned computer

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

Redundant Technology.

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

Computer Sale.

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."