Vintage Gadget Enthusiast Gifts

"OK, I'll order 5,000 of them just in case our mainframe breaks down."

Telephone in a computer screen.

"It's pretty Gran, but can it take pictures and send text?"

"And he did it all with a flip phone."

'Hello Cynthia, it's me...I thought I'd phone for a natter, Gerald's fallen asleep in front of the TV...trying to program the video.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Old Phones Lasagne

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Old-fashioned computer

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

The Final Chapter.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

Redundant Technology.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

Millennials in the Year 2050...

Computer Sale.

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"