Vintage Technology Enthusiast Gifts

'Chalk is so retro. Why haven't you upgraded to an interactive electronic whiteboard?'

"Just relax and hold still."

'Your call may be recorded and used for training purposes.'

Mom & Pops General Store - Free Hi-Fi

The Final Chapter.

If you're unable to press "1" because of a broken index finger, we understand. If it's because you still have a rotary-dial phone, we think you're pathetic.

My grandparents used this to play music. It actually has a needle that allows a track around the record surface. Oh, it's groovy!

Did You Know That...millions of obsolete 405 line TV's were shipped to Japan to be turned into fish tanks?

'Mr Bell: instead of 'amazeballs' could you just use 'hello'.

"Goodness, Grandpa, what large loudspeakers you have."

'And of course it comes with anti-virus software and a firewall.'

'With McBride here as our fall-back, all our systems are virtually foolproof.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Old Phones Lasagne

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Try his land line.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

Redundant Technology.