Vintage Technology Buff Gifts

'It makes one feel old - I can remember the very first time they replaced this.'

"It's for you."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Old Phones Lasagne

Boombox

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

'Try his land line.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

The Final Chapter.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

Redundant Technology.

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

Computer Sale.

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'