Vintage Tech Lovers Gifts

'Grampa says it's what they used to use for social networking!'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'I can't hear a thing!'

Peasant's emancipation.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Old Phones Lasagne

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Try his land line.'

The Final Chapter.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Redundant Technology.

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

Computer Sale.

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet