Vintage Tech Lovers Pillows

'Grampa says it's what they used to use for social networking!'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'I can't hear a thing!'

Peasant's emancipation.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Old Phones Lasagne

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

The Final Chapter.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Try his land line.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Redundant Technology.

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

Computer Sale.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

'I just invented the darn thing yesterday, and this morning, Watson calls in sick!'