Vintage Tech Enthusiasts Pillows

'You'll have to get the kids to explain it to you — it's some new thing called the 'internet.''

Aklexander Graham Bell, making the first call from New York to Chicago, gets a wrong number.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Old Phones Lasagne

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

The Final Chapter.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Try his land line.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

Redundant Technology.

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

Computer Sale.

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'