Vintage Tech Enthusiasts Mugs

'You'll have to get the kids to explain it to you — it's some new thing called the 'internet.''

Aklexander Graham Bell, making the first call from New York to Chicago, gets a wrong number.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Old Phones Lasagne

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

The Final Chapter.

'Try his land line.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

Redundant Technology.

Computer Sale.

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."