Vintage Technology Enthusiasts Pillows

How come this VHS tape is only worn out during the sexy scenes

Marty shoes off his new vintage-style cell phone.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Old Phones Lasagne

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Try his land line.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

The Final Chapter.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Redundant Technology.

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

Computer Sale.

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'