Vintage Tech Lover Pillows

'It was easier when you went to school, Dad. That was before the information age.'

Nursing Notes before the computer.

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"That's just to impress the punters, this is the real McCoy."

'We don't use that anymore. We've installed 8-Ball software into our computers.'

'The phone lines are tied up with people listening to our cool hold music!'

"I can't find the two-way radio,"

Redundant Technology.

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

Phone box - Thank you for not tapping

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

'Click-beep-click...you have six new apocalyptic messages.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Senior citizen using landline phone as a mobile

'You won't find a better system for under $20.'

This one has six USB ports, firewire, a powerful 2000 MHz chipset, AND it'll match your Regency wallpaper, Madam.

'Don't insult my artificial intelligence.'

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

"As a protest against the tyranny of technology, I refuse to upgrade my phone."

"I know it's old, but if you tilt your head a little more to the right, I think we can get the football game."

'Only $5, but it's stuck on full volume.'

Facebook: The Early Days

STRIP Hambone: 2 Human years = 20 computer years

'There's play, fast forward, pause and eject.'

Life Before Caller I.D.

"All of our friends have high speed internet. Why do we still have Croco-Dial-Up service?"

Old Cell Phones.

"I don't think your computer should be older than the antiques you sell."

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"If it's the one thing I can't stand, it's somebody looking over my shoulder while I'm typing."

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'