Vintage Technology Lovers Pillows

"I hate cellphones. You can't slam them down dramatically after an irate phone call."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Old Phones Lasagne

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

The Final Chapter.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Try his land line.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Redundant Technology.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

Computer Sale.

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

'I just invented the darn thing yesterday, and this morning, Watson calls in sick!'