Vintage Gadget Lovers Pillows

'Tried giving it the kiss of life, mister?'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Old-fashioned computer

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

Redundant Technology.

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

Computer Sale.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."