Retro Gadget Lovers Pillows

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Cord cutter

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Old Phones Lasagne

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

Technological advances within the office.

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

'Knock the corners off that mate - and you've got the wheel.'