Retro Gadget Enthusiasts Pillows

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Cord cutter

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Old Phones Lasagne

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

Technological advances within the office.

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Electronic Abacus

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

'Knock the corners off that mate - and you've got the wheel.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'After you're done crank starting your computer, maybe we can talk about investing in better technology.'