Retro Gadget Enthusiasts Mugs

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Cord cutter

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Old Phones Lasagne

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

Technological advances within the office.

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

Electronic Abacus

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

'Knock the corners off that mate - and you've got the wheel.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'