Retro Gadget Admirers Mugs

"He's so stubborn when it involves upgrading to newer technology."

Cord cutter

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Old Phones Lasagne

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

"Now it's high definition!"

'After you're done crank starting your computer, maybe we can talk about investing in better technology.'

'This is the only secure line in the building.'

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

'It's a great invention, Mr. Bell, but the ringtone is sort of boring.'

"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"OMIGOD! I'm becoming my predecessor!"

'Things really change fast now. There's an original i-pad.'

'... So I'm standing near this old guy and he's using an old, giant cell phone-- I mean this thing is ridiculous! Hahahaha!'

'Where's the autocorrect?'

'Hey Dad - you're shaving with my transistor radio!'

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.