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Marty shoes off his new vintage-style cell phone.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

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'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

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"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

Technological advances within the office.

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

'Knock the corners off that mate - and you've got the wheel.'