Vintage Gadget Lovers T-Shirts

'Tried giving it the kiss of life, mister?'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Old-fashioned computer

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

Redundant Technology.

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

Computer Sale.

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

'And this video is so simple your little son will be able to show you how to work it!'

'This is the only secure line in the building.'

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

'After you're done crank starting your computer, maybe we can talk about investing in better technology.'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'