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"OK, I'll order 5,000 of them just in case our mainframe breaks down."

"With all these iPhones, iPads, iPods, and everything else, kids these days just can't live without their machines!"

Telephone in a computer screen.

"It's pretty Gran, but can it take pictures and send text?"

"And he did it all with a flip phone."

Bill's brother 'Boob' Gates: 'Bill? Yeah, my VCR is blinking '12' again...'

'Hello Cynthia, it's me...I thought I'd phone for a natter, Gerald's fallen asleep in front of the TV...trying to program the video.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Old Phones Lasagne

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Old-fashioned computer

The Final Chapter.

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

Redundant Technology.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'