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"I'm fresh out of nightcrawlers. How about this combination VCR/DVD player?"

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"That old computer we recycled in 1989 is now worth a fortune."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

Feelings towards radios #9 A radio's grave.

"Granddad asked me to help him 'dial' a number. What does 'dial' mean?"

"I save all my old computers, monitors and devices. I have a hard time letting go."

"It's not that I didn't understand the assignment, I couldn't figure out how to use the school's outdated computer."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

" 'Best if used before 1/1/2000.' "

Swalkman

'I prefer older men. In fact, I'm currently dating a flip phone.'

Computer...Computee

Man receiving a fax

"In my day we had party lines where people could listen in on your conversations without you knowing it."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'How to program a VCR? Dude, I've got to get dad out of retirement for that one!'

"This old calculator is missing the multiplication symbol."

Exhibition of computer art

"My computer isn't working again! I regret paying the full $5 for it at the garage sale."

"Inside my old watch, there's a little spring, and you twist this knob back and forth to wind the spring. . ."

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

"Grandma and Grandpa are giving you their computer. They say they've barely used it in the last 20 years, so it's like brand new. Happy Birthday!"

The End of Landlines

Downloading.

Busker ignored because of the rise of MP3 players.

Oh no. An abacus virus!

'Inexplicably Sharon was not interested in a second date.'

'Richard's very stubborn.'

'I can't get a ribbon for my typewriter, I can't get a needle for my phonograph, I can't get a tube for my radio...what's this city coming to?'

Why the Mafia never embraced Computers

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"You e-mailed me my Lord"

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