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"We're replacing you with an abacus. So sorry."

Tonight, on "Cops," a local man leads police on a high-speed chase through Best Buy. It all began when clerks notices he was coming in every day to upgrade different obsolete items. When he ran out of his own obsolete hardware, he began rummaging through other customers' pockets looking for old cellphones to upgrade. He zoomed free, but cops had no trouble tracking the perp down. Please don't be Rudy. Please don't be Rudy. Please don't -- Maybe next time "Rudy" will think twice before personaliz

'Finally! After all these years, the networks put on a TV show worth watching!'

'I just invented the darn thing yesterday, and this morning, Watson calls in sick!'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Old Phones Lasagne

Boombox

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

'Try his land line.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

The Final Chapter.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

Redundant Technology.

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

Computer Sale.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."