Vintage Tech Buff Mugs

"We're replacing you with an abacus. So sorry."

'I just invented the darn thing yesterday, and this morning, Watson calls in sick!'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Boombox

Old Phones Lasagne

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

The Final Chapter.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Try his land line.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

Redundant Technology.

Computer Sale.

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'We can improve our response times in road services.'