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'It makes one feel old - I can remember the very first time they replaced this.'

"It's for you."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Old Phones Lasagne

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Boombox

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

The Final Chapter.

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Try his land line.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

Redundant Technology.

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

Computer Sale.

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

'I just invented the darn thing yesterday, and this morning, Watson calls in sick!'