Vintage Technology Lovers Gifts

"I hate cellphones. You can't slam them down dramatically after an irate phone call."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Old Phones Lasagne

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Try his land line.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

The Final Chapter.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Redundant Technology.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

Computer Sale.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

The invention of the telephone is delayed by a dropped call.

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."