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'This is Charles, our IT guy. He's cutting edge. He was an early adopter of the mouse pad.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Old Phones Lasagne

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Try his land line.'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

The Final Chapter.

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Redundant Technology.

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

Computer Sale.

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

The invention of the telephone is delayed by a dropped call.

My grandparents used this to play music. It actually has a needle that allows a track around the record surface. Oh, it's groovy!

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'