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'This is Charles, our IT guy. He's cutting edge. He was an early adopter of the mouse pad.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Old Phones Lasagne

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

The Final Chapter.

'Try his land line.'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

Redundant Technology.

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

Computer Sale.

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

'I just invented the darn thing yesterday, and this morning, Watson calls in sick!'

The invention of the telephone is delayed by a dropped call.