Collecting Vintage Tech Gifts

'You have one message from yourself, you sad, lonely man'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

The Final Chapter.

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

Redundant Technology.

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

Computer Sale.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

The invention of the telephone is delayed by a dropped call.

'I just invented the darn thing yesterday, and this morning, Watson calls in sick!'