Vintage Tech Collections Gifts

Very old fashioned computer.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Boombox

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

The Final Chapter.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

Redundant Technology.

Telephone Box

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

Computer Sale.

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."