Collecting Retro Tech Gifts

Television With Video

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Old Phones Lasagne

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

"Now it's high definition!"

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

Very old fashioned computer.

The Pay Phone

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

A very long fax