Collecting Retro Tech Pillows

Television With Video

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

Old Phones Lasagne

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

"Now it's high definition!"

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

Very old fashioned computer.

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

The Pay Phone

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.